i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
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