is your mom at the bar?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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