Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Randomize
