I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I booty called her while she was in labor.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Never underestimate the power of titties
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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