so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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