well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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