Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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