so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Randomize
