I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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