yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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