Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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