I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Randomize
