Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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