Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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