After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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