Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Come on in and take your pants off
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