Define "chronic" masturbator.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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