just come out here and I will go home with you...
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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