I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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