I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
Randomize
