Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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