Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
