so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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