Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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