They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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