but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You can make out without kissing
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