We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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