Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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