idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
you made out with another girl for some wings
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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