Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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