My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
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