How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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