Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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