She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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