I can tuck mytits in my pants
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
