may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
