That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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