its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
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