I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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