I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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