i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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