"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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