We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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