Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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