there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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