i don't like sucking hair
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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