You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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