My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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