You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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