dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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