i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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