i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Randomize
