We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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